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Dick Smith Pyrotechnics’ new product: Hicksamite goes off.

March 3rd 2008 03:28

Finally. David Hicks has a job. Thanks to Dick Smith.

As Chief Export Officer for Dick Smiths Pyrotechnics. Promoting, marketing, selling and distributing Pyrotechnic’s latest product, Hicksamite, an exploding yeast-based breakfast spread.

The product is proving immensely popular overseas, especially in Afghanistan, where suicide bombers wishing to disguise themselves as Australian tourists on shopping sprees, are buying Hicksamite like there was no tomorrow.

“It’s going off,” Hicks said. “At present, I’m mainly working on the IT side of things. Corresponding with suicide bombers over the net, and overseeing the logistics. But if the product keeps selling like it has in the last couple of days, for cost-efficiency reasons, I’ll have to travel to Afghanistan and set up a branch office over there.”

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