Michelle SweeneyHigh Horses and Low Horses
March 21st 2008 21:13
I think the medication has finally kicked in. So it should. I took a whole packet of anti-depressants this morning. And just sat around waiting for them to work. got to the stage where I had to wash my thyroid tablets down with brandy.
Doctors are strange. They say things like, "You shouldn't drink or smoke." inter alia et al & etc. Well, perhaps we shouldn't breathe because it's dangerous for our health? Doctors? I tell you. They sit there and charge $50 for a five minute visit. If I was getting paid $50 every five minutes to tell people how to look after their health, I wouldn't have any health problems.
Where was I? Oh that's right. High horses.
If one more person gets on their high moral horse, I hope the horse dies, or does its fetlock while it's jumping a fence. And the rider dies. And the horse gets up and snorts and galllops away.
I'm buying a pony. I'm going to ride my low moral horse.
Doctors are strange. They say things like, "You shouldn't drink or smoke." inter alia et al & etc. Well, perhaps we shouldn't breathe because it's dangerous for our health? Doctors? I tell you. They sit there and charge $50 for a five minute visit. If I was getting paid $50 every five minutes to tell people how to look after their health, I wouldn't have any health problems.
Where was I? Oh that's right. High horses.
If one more person gets on their high moral horse, I hope the horse dies, or does its fetlock while it's jumping a fence. And the rider dies. And the horse gets up and snorts and galllops away.
I'm buying a pony. I'm going to ride my low moral horse.
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Comment by Ann 1
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Then I'll set the pony amongst the horses, since there are no cats and pigeons on here?
Ann
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Comment by Ann 1
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It's nice to find someone on Orble who agrees with me about something.
I miss the good old days when my GP would smoke while he did my pap smear. Or offer me a Glenfiddich Scotch while we had a chat about the state of my vagina, and he did a thorough probe. And gave me detailed feedback. And had a bit of a joke with me. And said things like, 'Would you like to handle my thermometer?' How times have changed. I don't envy a pretty young thing like you having to grow up in this modern world amongst contradictory doctors.
Ann.